The trick chair

I was about to begin a massage with one of my regular clients.  She put her stuff on a chair in the room.  She then sat down on the massage chair.  The face cradle covers were on some shelves behind the chair she put her stuff on.  (The chair was a wooden folding chair.  The face cradle covers are disposable and don't stay on to well by themselves. )I bent over to get the face cradle cover and I hit the chair. 

Her stuff went flying to the floor.  Her car keys ended up on the floor.  I bent down picked up her stuff.  Put everything back on the chair.  I went to get the face cradle cover.

Down goes her stuff onto the floor.  This time it was both her car keys and her water bottle.  I don't even remember hitting the chair this time.  Her water bottle was leak proof.  At least that what she said.  Water squirted out of the bottle onto the floor.  I put the stuff on the chair again.

Guess what... She also had a pocket book on the chair.  I said had because all three items were on the floor.  I bent over to pick them up.  I put the water bottle back on the chair.  I thought twice about it.  I put the water bottle back on the floor.  

I assumed that is where all her things wanted to be.  I was tired of fighting them.  I left them on the floor.  We both laughed our butts off over that.