Bloopers!

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Let's face it, most of us are human. We all make mistakes. Our clients make mistakes. Let's show the new massage therapists joining us that these things do happen! This is just to add a little light hearted humor to our day.

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marc joe-joe franz wesson

Hi. I work for a huge luxurious resort and spa, every thing is top of the line you know guest are king, we have to be very personal with then, so here i am greeting my guest, introducing myself asking what her goals are for this session, then as i was telling her how to to get on the table, on this sheet under this one, to finish the introductory i look at her and ask have you had a massage before???? her eyes open wide, looks at me and says yes marc with you about 4weeks ago!!!!! i was so in barest you have know idea Bwaaahaaahaaahaaahaaaahaaaaa. so i learned that even when you do 1,300+ massages a year pay attention to everyone's face :)

Oct 26, 2010
Travis Alligood

This group has not had any Bloopers lately, Can anyone give me a suggestion other than bailing out and getting out of the building if the fire alarm goes off complete with sprinkler system and the table gets soaked and put out my candles. I do keep a cotton housecoat type coat in case the client has to make a fast move to the outside of the building. Anyone care to share any comments. This has not happened to me yet, but just in case.

Feb 19, 2011
Heide Metzger

I believe the housecoat is your best bet Travis, but don't forgot to grab their regular close too as you run out the door!

I remember waiting in the outer office as a new client (very spry 92 year old man) was getting undressed and on the table. After awhile I knocked on the door, asked if he was all ready and heard nothing. I waited a few more seconds and tried again, then opened the door. Just then he was raising up the sheet to get on the table stark naked and in mid leg lift. He had taken his hearing aid out and never heard me knock!

Feb 19, 2011